संसृति कुमारी ([info]zoeimogen) wrote,
@ 2009-04-21 14:58:00
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Current mood: amused

Things I have seen today
On a box of Puma shoes - "Average contents: 2". (So I might get lucky and get three shoes for the price of two? How useful!)

On the back of an animal food lorry: "None of our products are tested on animals". (So how do you know it's not poisonous to them then!)


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[info]auntysarah
2009-04-21 02:08 pm UTC (link)
I once saw "not tested on animals" on a can of fly and wasp killer.

Maybe they were just hopeful?

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[info]jessie_c
2009-04-21 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Or you might be the unlucky one who gets only one...

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[info]the_local_echo
2009-04-21 02:29 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure there would be room for three shoes in a shoebox. So that might suggest that the average was actually less than two, and rounded up. There might be boxes with no shoes at all.

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[info]techiebabe
2009-04-21 02:30 pm UTC (link)
A bit like the second story here then? http://notalwaysright.com/tag/pet-store

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[info]cmcmck
2009-04-21 03:58 pm UTC (link)
On an egg box (I have an egg allergy)

'May contain eggs'

Err...............

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[info]jessie_c
2009-04-21 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Just in case they all hatch on the Supermarket shelves, you know.
It's all quantum.

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[info]juts
2009-04-21 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Like those :) I recently saw a sign in a toilet saying "To avoid blockage please use the bin provided" and it made me giggle. And at another toilet was a sign above 2 of the 3 sinks saying "Only guide dogs" :)

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[info]paulathomas
2009-04-21 08:46 pm UTC (link)
That's slightly more than the average (arithmetic mean) number of feet on a human being then...

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[info]cmcmck
2009-04-22 07:56 am UTC (link)
Spot the mathematician :op

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[info]zoesophia
2009-04-22 10:12 am UTC (link)
On one pack of frozen vegetables in the freezer: Suitable for vegetarians.

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[info]cmcmck
2009-04-22 11:12 am UTC (link)
I bought a packet of unsalted cashews with stir fry intentions yesterday. On the pack? 'Warning: may contain nuts'

Headdesk!

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[info]1ngi
2009-04-25 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Happy Birthday - hope you've had a lovely day.

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